World Cup Sucker

Recovered from the Trash Bin - A few slogans thrown out at the very last second by Corporate Media execs trying to get the attention of today's mainstream American TV viewer....

THE 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP ™ ON ESPN
Escape America Without Leaving Your Home.

WATCH THE 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP ™ ON ABC
President Bush Would Choose The Opposite.

EXPERIENCE THE 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP ™ ON ABC
Can Americans Find Glory On Foreign Soil Without Killing People?

GERMANY 2006 ™ - ONLY ON ABC & ESPN
Revisit The Last Country We Invaded And Left Victorious.

FOLLOW THE 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP™ ONLY ON ABC
A Great Way To Find Out That Other Countries Exist.

CATCH WORLD CUP FEVER ALL SUMMER LONG ON ABC
Its Like Catching Bird Flu - Except It Feels Really Good!

DON'T MISS A MINUTE OF THE 2006 FIFA WORLD CUP ™
Commercial-Free Broadcasting Comes Only Once Every Four Years.

LEARN THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE OF SOCCER ON ABC
A Fun Way To Spy On Those Illegal Alien Invaders!



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